Casual
Casual
Summary
"It won't be weird," Lando insists. "It'll be mutually beneficial. Convenient. You know, casual sex."
"Uh, considering we've got a perfectly nice friendship going here and you're also paying half the rent, that kind of sounds like a bad idea."
"Look, Oscar, I'm really fucking desperate to get a dick in me right now and I'm already half hard. And you're no better, by the way. I say fuck it."
Alternatively:
Alternatively:
Lando thinks a casual sex arrangement is a great idea because he's an idiot. Oscar agrees to it because he's also an idiot. They figure it out eventually.